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hi im alex and i live in florida

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kaworu-phobia:

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the fall of a hero

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liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

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gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

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officialunitedstates:

it’s 4:20 you know what that means.  time to go out and milk the cows.  life on a pennsylvanian farm is tough but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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tastefullyoffensive:

The 6th Spice Girl. [via]

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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