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oreoofficial:

healthy snack in under 1 minute!

  1. buy organic apple
  2. take “organic” sticker off of apple
  3. throw out apple
  4. place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies

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  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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fireyturtle:

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ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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This post describes me in every way

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ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

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